Notes From the Scammer Files

[Jason]

Not a day goes by without at least one of these hitting my inbox.

SWISS-LOTTO NEDERLAND Office Address, Van Limburg Stirum straat 40, 2316 TS, Leiden, Nederland. https://www.swisslotto.ch CONGRATULATIONS!!!.....YOU HAVE WON 2,500,000,00 Euros You have been awarded 2,500,000,00 Euros (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED EUROS) in the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the internet through the worldwide website. Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite lottery. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by the SWISS-LOTTO ORGANIZATION NEDERLAND. You can log on to our website for more information concerning our Entire lotto promo https://www.swisslotto.ch Your email address, attached to Reference Numbers (NL) (5) (7) (14) (17) (1 (43) with Serial Numbers (NL) (91) (79) (19) drew the lucky Number (10), and consequently won the lottery in the "A" Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 2,500,000,00 Euros (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED EUROS). Please note that your lucky winning numbers falls within our European Booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this, your 2,500,000,00 Euros (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED EUROS) will be released to you by our fiduciary agent located in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your winning funds as soon as you contact them. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw System and extracted from over 700,000,000 companies and individual email addresses. This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning details confidential till your claims is processed and your winning funds remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to Claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements. To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent: Mr. Bruno Van Haary Tel: +31-616-174-675 Fax: +31-847-365-291 Email: fiduciaryagent2009@aol.nl Fiduciary Agent You are to provide your fiduciary agent these details as stated below for the processing of your winning cash prize: 1. Full Name: 2. Address: 3. Marital Status: 4. Age: 5. Sex: 6. Nationality: 7. Country of Residence: 8. Occupation: 9. Telephone Number: 10. Fax Number: 11. Draw Number above: 12. Reference numbers: 13. Serial Numbers: 14. Drew Lucky Number: These details facilitate the due process and the release of your winnings to avoid unnecessary delays and complications in the processing of your winning Prize funds. Always remember to quote your Reference/serial number in any correspondences with us or our designated agent. Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program and thank you for being part of our promotional lotto program. Sincerely, Mr. Hansen Williem Online Games Director SWISS-LOTTO NEDERLAND. Office Address, Van Limburg Stirum straat 40, 2316 TS, Leiden, Nederland. https://www.swisslotto.ch NOTICE: Program Warning!!! Fraudulent emails are circulating that appears to be Impersonator using our names and addresses, but they are not from the Swiss Lottery online Program please report immediately to your fiduciary agent.

I love how at the end of the e-mail they even warn you about fraudulent e-mails. Wouldn't want another scammer taking the first scammer's money now would we?. I think when they locate these morons they should export them all to some small island and randomly stash weapons all over it. Have sort of a scammer survivor and do PPV on it.